I LOVE LUCY! My Christmas Eve story from 4 years ago, maybe 5! Three Christmas ago I opened the most ugliest day dress from my sister Cathy! After I came out with a few swift comments I walked into my bathroom(It was 2 am!) and put that most ugliest thing on! It was a hideous house dress that my sister gave me that was the very last item at the end of this gigantic bag of wonderful Christmas gifts she made me open before the morning! There were 4 more bags full to open from her! LOL! She spoils me so much! I made a face at Cathy when I grabbed the thing in shock, saying that she must have gone back in time by entering a 50s Good House Keeping Magazine like it was a TIME MACHINE to have bought me such an ugly thing that women wore to clean house in the 50s! It was this out and out house cleaning cotton flower printed dress that looked like a short length,ladys night gown! YUCKY ! She burst out laughing! To continue, I grabbed a towel when in the bathroom and wrapped it up as if Lucy in the old days, ready to clean house! Of course I had that ugly dress on! I put bright red lipstick on too! LOL I ran into the living room saying. Ethel! Ethel! Oh my! Oh my! WE lost track of time yacking so long! My house is a mess and its Christmas eve! Ricky and Fred will be here soon! Oh My goodness gracious Ethel! I gotta clean things up fast! As I was speaking like this to Cathy I had a duster wiping over things really fast running here and there as I turned glancing at her every so often! LOL I ran about dusting quickly as fast I as I was speaking actually! Cathy was killing herself laughing! I stopped a second and stared at Cathy then yelled out. Oh ta heel with Ricky and Fred! Santas on his way! Hes gonna be here soon! I twisted up my face and rolled my eyes up toward the ceiling then dusted even faster then fell to the floor as if exhausted! Oh ... Ethel ... I said as I lay there. Santas coming to town ... Cathy fell off my couch she was laughing so hard! That made me laugh even harder; to the point I got muscle spams in my back yelling. Oh Ethel My back!! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Its killing me I worked so hard! Ouch! Ouch! Cathy was in roaring laughter ! All of a sudden my grandson Braeden walked into the living-room seeing everything beneath the tree and elsewhere saying. WOW! Can I open my gifts now Nana?! WOW! Cathy sand I had woke Braeden up too early because we were laughing sop long and so loudly! Sure! Go tell your mom its time to get up! Heather looked beat! She asked what time and was and I said it was 6 am! went into my kitchen and made coffee! LOL Dont even begin to open anything without me there Braeden. She said. He waited as we got our coffees. All 3 of us! Then he opened all of his gifts as we took turns with him opening ours! It was great fun!!! When everything was open Heather said she felt beat! She was so tired she said she just had to go back to bed! Then she noticed it was still dark outside! She had asked Cathy and I what time it was when she first came out of the bedroom! lol WE lied telling her it was 6 when it was tactfully 3 am! Ha, h, ha! I mean, HO, ho, ho! MY HAIR ISNT A SHADE OF RED FOR NOTHING!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:37:25 +0000
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