I NEED A DATE! Heres the deal: After a self-imposed exile from the dating scene I am almost ready to get back at it and find the love of my life. For the record I am dead serious, obviously the most important thing I can do right now is create an online dating profile that attracts the type of woman I prefer; caring, funny, fertile AND sturdy. I have already decided that my online dating name is going be SamTheButcher; that is not negotiable. That right there will screen-out the overly serious type of women that is bound to turn me off (and not laugh at my jokes). Next, I am not sure which of these photos I should use as my profile picture so I could use your help- as you can see Im torn between going the normal route and going with a shirtless pic. If I go with the shirtless pic it has to be between 1 and 6.5 years old, right? In my profile I think I should NOT talk about my guns, my rims, my stand-up comedy material or my preference for carrying wads of cash. Im not sure if Ill mention my dog or my career as Ive noticed that a lot of pretty girls just want to watch Romeo videos and get good workout advice even though are not truly considering me for reproductive purposes. Im trying to appeal to a classy brand of woman so it only makes sense that I talk about my loves for learning shit, lifting heavy things, wearing spandex and fighting legally. I could probably throw in something about the Hyundaii and the talents I have for doing locust pose (yoga) and thrusting my hips explosively if I want to intrigue the classy, pretty, sensible type of woman I prefer. To make myself over-the-top desirable Ill also mention that in my home is a nice house plant AND a $2,000 mattress. Ill also request that all women who message me must first have a solid understanding of compound interest, a history of relatively stable relationships and the ability to see the positive side of anything and everything- I love positivity. Please give me a tip or some advice that will help me in the online dating scene appeal to the type of woman I prefer. Please keep in mind that I use online dating as a supplement to the meeting of women in real life that I am good at in normal places like Southside, grocery stores, coffee shops and the Target in East Liberty. Thanks for reading and thanks for helping me with assembling a killer online dating profile. If you have a lead in regard to a woman that fits my preference dont tell me about it- I put in my own work. I love you all! -Sam the Butcher
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 21:04:43 +0000
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