I TOLD you not to release the Kraken, but did you listen to me? Noooooo.... Worst plan in any game youve ever run or played in? Ive got a zillion of em, but the grand champion is NOT the party that accepted gifts (i.e., a ten-pound sack of cocaine) from Axis Tanshell, the Drugged Dragon, but the dark troll. The one that Hal played, basing the character on The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. (Had an elbow pad. He fought a scorpion man once, couldnt touch the thing with his poleaxe, so he said Heck With It and dropped a bionic elbow on its back, and of course rolled a critical hit and killed it in one shot, and that elbow was his weapon of choice the rest of the campaign.) Anyway, that troll went up to a perfectly ordinary bison in a perfectly ordinary trade caravan that was intended as FRICKIN STAGE DRESSING in the very first session of the campaign, were literally STARTING, and he went up to it and bellowed BOO-GAH! right in its face. For fun. Spooked it so bad it went nuts, starting a Rube Goldbergian chain reaction of things flung, bounced, knocked into each other, and smashed that devolved into a street brawl that destroyed the market district and my carefully laid quest plans. Elapsed time from BEGINNING OF THE CAMPAIGN, first session, until campaign went in a completely different direction: thirty seconds. ... Or wait. Was it the barbarian run by Mark Coleman that did the BOO-GAH? Or was it a troll that HE was running, instead of the one Hal ran...? I cant remember now. Heck with plans not surviving first contact with the enemy; mine didnt survive contact with the backdrop.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 22:03:03 +0000
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