I allegedly just got pulled over by the Hollywood Police. Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because your Mayor wants to use his public office to keep me from telling the truth about what he says? Cop: No, Because texting and driving is a crime in the city of Hollywood. Me: Well write me a ticket Barney (call a cop Barney makes them relax and not be so hardcore Law Doggy) write the ticket I wasnt texting I was facebooking Barney. Robert French will file for a change of venue and take it to the Peoples Court. Bob and Judge Judy will have this case thrown out in 30 minutes with commercial breaks. Cop:....... Ok I lied I didnt get pulled over. But of course ya ll knew that. You have to run over Cop to get him to pull you over in the rain. But I said allegedly so......
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 22:57:32 +0000
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