I am at my wits end today!!! I spent 3 hours the other day, cleaning off crayon from 6 different walls! Yes....6 WALLS!!!! So, today, I woke up early, started laundry, did a load of dishes, and walked into the kids room to find out that they busted open a whole slew of pecan nut shells, all over both of their rooms that I just cleaned yesterday! I get them cleaning all that up, and switched the kids clothes from dresser to dresser being that we just swapped rooms. I then head back to change out the laundry and do a new load of dishes. When I get back to the bedroom, I find Cohen, covered in toothpaste, making a mural all over the bathroom counter! I toss him in the tub, clean up the hand prints of tooth paste that seem to be on every single surface of the bathroom. I hear him cry, look over, and there is poop all over in the tub...for the 2nd time in 3 days!! I get him out, dry him off and put a diaper on him, and scoot him out of the bathroom, so I can clean up the poop. After 10 minutes of lots of bleach and gagging, I hear Avree scream, I run out of the bathroom, to now find Crew cutting up at least 7 pieces of printer paper into tiny little bits and throwing them all over his room! I gave him 1 really stern look, clenched my mouth shut really tightly, and ended up snorting like a bull through my nose. I hades out a good but swat, and send him on his way to get a plastic bag for clean up, when I hear another yelp from Avree who is in the hallway. I go out there to find a newly cleaned Cohen.......DRAWING ALL OVER THE HALLWAY WALLS and HIS BEDROOM WALL!!!!!!! I seriously blow my top this time, everyone goes into their rooms, I put lunch in the oven, get into the dishwasher for the dishes Ill need for lunch, only to find a foul odor and all this water in the bottom! I literally yank everything out of it, toss it all on the floor (the dishes are STILL DIRTY from the dirty water being sprayed all over them so I dont care if they are all on the floor). I yank out all the tools I can manage to hold in one trip from the garage, and pry off this mesh trap thingy at the bottom of the dishwasher to find what looks like an entire vacuum load of the smelliest food/lint EVER!!!!! I take 1/2 an hour gutting the entire drain system, put it back together, throw the dishes back in and start it again, head over to the washer and dryer, throw another load in there, and sit down to write this all down, so I have something my husband can read when he gets home from work at 1:30! Seriously, if I dont get a Diet Pepsi, chocolate and something with carbs in it RIGHT NOW....Things are going to get nasty!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 19:29:38 +0000
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