"I am not a rich man, but I have seen rich people before. I’ve even met some in person! These are good people, just trying to scrape by and save up enough money for their fourth Maserati at their Italian vacation home on Lake Como. Now I can’t confirm any of this first hand, but I’ve heard through the grapevine that these people are in meltdown mode! They’re scared out of their minds by the Democrats proposals across the country to raise their tax rates by a couple percentage points, and possibly even eliminate a few tax loopholes here and there. A confidential source who works as a bathroom attendant for one of them told me his boss has already started preparing for the worst! He said he saw a case of Charmin Ultra toilet paper stashed away in the back of the fourth floor closet! This coming after years of importing the finest 100% virgin pulp three-ply toilet paper money can buy."
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:06:55 +0000