I am officially mortified!!! Top 5 most embarrassing and weird moments EVER!!!! Im Grooming my schnauzer and when Im done Im literally covered in dog hair. My typical routine is to disrobe at least from the waist up in the kitchen to contain the dog hair, throw my clothes downstairs and head to get some fresh clothes. So... I have just removed ALL clothing up top. I turn to throw them down and to my horror there is a young boyscout of about 9 or 10, gaping in shock back at me through the sidelight of the front door from about 4 feet away. I instantly freak and collapse to the floor out of sight. Hes still standing there... Holy crap!! I cant move or he will get another show so I grab the nearest dish towel and army crawl through the kitchen, living room and down the hall to get some clothes. Kid needs a special badge now Im pretty sure because when I finally return hes still there knocking. I Answer, clothed this time and he proceeds to try to give me some popcorn I didnt even order. The name is different and I dont recognize as any of my neighbors but its my house number and street. We argue for a couple of minutes that Im not going to take someone elses overpriced popcorn and finally he says ok fine and dejectedly leaves. I dont know if I made this kids day or ruined his life but if this was your kid I am soooooo sorry!!!
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 23:18:54 +0000
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