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I can’t remember the last time I opened my door to behold a dozen beautiful roses… Just for me… Just because I’m me… Just because a gentleman thought I was worth it. Just because he wanted to impress upon the lady that he thought she was worth impressing… Sigh… The beginnings of a nice evening out with a sweet gentleman. And, yes, he impressed me. So, I had to return the favor… After dinner, on the way out of the restaurant, I hear what women dread hearing... Something guys dont pay the least bit attention to... The unmistakable, click, clop, click, clop... Whats this? Ive lost the heel off one of my shoes... Oh no, how embarrassing... I thought.... Hoping he didnt notice, I look down to determine the offending shoe. And with a quiet, oh, no what did my bewildered eyes behold? Only 2 sets of perfectly painted (not!) toes, each majestically displayed for all the world to see, in 2 perfectly Mismatched brown sandals. One with a heel and one without! Oh, Karen, I guess well be making a quick trip back to your apt. so you can change shoes. We wont miss much of the movie. No big deal. But, Karen, in her infinite wisdom (& wit:-) decided to do the most LOGICAL thing she could think of... She promptly took a picture of the absurdity, texted it to all her girlfriends and said, No, lets go to the movie - unless youre embarrassed to be seen with me. And he WASNT!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 02:35:13 +0000

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