I don laugh tire o! We had a family function over the weekend. My Sister came with her son - a six year old from U.K His experience in naija motherland can fill a book and provide some good comic relief. Will share some with you! On his first full day even with the generator and fan on,it was still slightly warm. After a while, he exclaimed - Mum I am melting Melting ke? Na chocolate or Ice cream? The mum quickly took him for a serious cold shower. They went to visit family at Akute side in a relatively new one year old vehicle and went through some real rough Naija roads - the small guy said - Mum - my head is cracking Cracking ke?. His choice of words is something else! They were going around the GRA neighbourhood and Mum told him they will take a taxi! Error! They entered Keke Marwa or keke Napep and the little guy blurted - MUm, How can you call this a taxi, its a tricycle and it does not have a door? The mum quickly carried him and lapped him! Or else the guys wasnt going no where! Oga o! When they were leaving Lagos for Ife 200km away - the young lad asked, Are we going to another country? When he is not President Bush who called Nigeria a continent! This little man had never seen so many black people in one single place before. So when they got to Ife, he asked, everyone in Nigeria resembles me. Final one that got me - One day He saw the typical nigerian drain with typical stagnant water and said Mum, see a river, Can we swim? Yea! River Niger o! Thinking of him keep making me crack!
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 22:00:18 +0000
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