I dont know how to say this without sounding like a world-class breedable female dog. Im sorry if you get offended by this, but I have come to feel almost ambivalent towards my birthday, its pretty much just another day to me. I appreciate the birthday wishes and feel blessed to have such wonderful family and friends who want to wish me a happy birthday, but once that is done Im fine to just move on with my day. My mother (yes Im 33 and live with my parents deal with it) on the other hand very sweetly wants to celebrate it. The only problem is I dont want to. I dont want a cake, or a pie, anything of the sort. Due to unforseen expenses I havent paid them rent this month, because on top of the expenses I desperately needed a cooler weather wardrobe, which ended up being paid for out of what little I had left for rent. So I asked them to count that as my gift. I feel guilty having not paid rent, I dont want to have a party all about me. I especially dont want to when Ive been having nightly fevers, and feel like the skin on my face is literally being burned by an open flame. Im tired and grouchy and just want to stick my face onto a vat of ice water, while hoping miraculously a great white will bite my right arm off (oh yeah my bursitis in my right shoulder is acting up big time) or better yet my head since my migraines have increased. I know Im being a whiny wench, but 1 part guilt with 2 parts pain, is not the combination to a happy birthday girl/woman. Now if youll all excuse me Im off to find some cold ocean waters inhabited buy man hunting great whites. The South African monster known as Submarine sounds promising, of course hes completely made up for shark week, so I guess Ill have to hunt down a real one.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 02:50:12 +0000
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