I dont normally call people out on Bookface or air my dirty laundry, but this a-hole needs to be put on blast. To my ex friend, I remeber the days we used to crush a delicious bag of cool ranch doritos and a tub of skore icecream together without a care in the world. Dessert? Theyd ask. Yes please!!, wed reply as we laughed and laughed, filling our faces til our belly could take no more. Im starting to realize that the older I get, the less youre there for me. Gone are the days I could eat anything I wanted, knowing youd always have my back. Guess Ill have to cut back on those delicious treats we used to enjoy together and join a gym because it is clear to me now that I can no longer rely on you for my battle against the evils of DR. Weight Gain. Ill miss you and the way you helped me stay trim, but it is clear to me now that you are no longer a part of my life. So long metabolism, you selfish jerk. With hate, Fabrizio
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 15:35:32 +0000