I enjoy long, british walks on the beach, getting cracked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with doorknobs. I really like piña coladas mixed with toilet water, and romantic, candle-lit firemen. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Matt Damon. I travel frequently, especially to Retirement Home, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Butcher.) I am looking for apple and beauty in the form of a White goddess. She should have the physique of Miley Cyrus and the chair of Christina Aguilera . I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my loaves. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 17 days ago, and I have since become more handsome. My 1st mad lib!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Feb 2014 17:51:03 +0000
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