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I feel justified in the amount of energy I just put into killing a spider that was holding me hostage in the bathroom. Look, Im more horrified of spiders than I would be of a masked man carrying a machete popping out from behind my shower curtain, locking the door, and turning out the lights because Im allergic to their vicious bites. I took off my shoes and threw them at it. Nothing. Sprayed him with perfume. Nothing. Grabbed the plunger (remind me to put a weapon of mass destruction in there for future spiders), climbed on the toilet, stretched 1 foot to the sink holding the swinging light to balance (yeah...) & get my other foot on it, beat it with the plunger, jumped down and leaped to the kitchen so not to step on the body and ran. Job well done.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 01:38:17 +0000

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