I for one have had my fill of this person, have YOU? Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosiums mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within Pelosium molecules, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. That probably explains why the element seems to be most abundant in California and New York.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 11:44:52 +0000
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