I got 13 and then 1, so here is 14 things you probably didnt know about me. Lms for a number. 1) I have so many inside jokes with myself, that when I throw them into conversations with other people I often sound like a stroke victim. 2) Im a proud libertarian. :) 3) I knew the first night I met my husband, I would eventually marry him. August 2008, across the table at Cheddars, I remember thinking I just wanted to love him. :) He still says I was creeping him out cause I kept staring at him. But hey! Hes handsome. :) 4) I aspire to be an investor on Shark Tank. 5) My celebrity crush is Ed Helms. Nard dog melts my heart. He had me at root doot doo doo! 6) On average, I spend $400 a month on Starbucks. Unrelated, I read Onward by the CEO and loved it. 7) Would you like to see my impression of a lock jaw germ? (Please see #1...) 8) Every time I hear the Miley Cyrus song Wrecking Ball, I dramatically sigh, roll my eyes, then I turn it up. 9) Im going to retire in my 40s and sell time shares on a beach in Cancun with my husband, the pottery artist. 10) I will put my kids through college. 11) I have a completely distorted view on reality. My husband says I watch too much TV, I say an impromptu flash dance to Hall & Oates You Make My Dreams Come True every once in a while isnt too much to ask for. 12) My ideal job would be a vigilante assassin like on Boondocks saints, but I dont think theyre hiring. 13) I would suffer terrible things to be Darryl Dixons cross bow. Then again, I would suffer terrible things just to have him cough on me. 14) If I could have a super power, theres a tie between controlling gravity (I could tear apart every atom of your being) or controlling karma (in case I want to ruin your life in a more passive aggressive way, or reward you for being so great.)
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 21:45:00 +0000
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