I got 4, so here are four things most people dont know about me... 1) I have enormous feet. Seriously. I shop in the mens department even in stores that brag about extended womens sizes. Thankfully there are specialty shops where I can indulge my wish for pretty shoes! I bought 5 pairs of 4 heel platform maryjanes - black leather, black patent, red patent, white patent, and red w/ black polka dots. *grin* 2) I was expelled from high school - and not a small-town high school for wearing my skirt too short a time or two, either. Not that Lowells exactly the really big city, but their standards were certainly lax enough to let me get away with some interesting hijinks before they got tired of my nonsense. 3) I cannot stand my first name altogether and I blame the Allman Brothers Band for it entirely. I hate that song. I hate it, hate it, hate it. No one who knows me even a LITTLE bit describes me as sweet. Furthermore, I hate the obvious nickname that goes with my name - if you MUST shorten my name, call me Mel and Ill answer. Call me That Other Nickname and all youll get is a death glare - youll have my attention and you *wont* like it. 4) Ive lost a sh*t-ton of weight (seriously, 65lbs since maybe May), and no one has noticed a damned thing. Im verging on going postal. People feel free to notice all over the place if you put on 5lbs, but lose 65 and the b*tch who tried to take the pint of Ben & Jerrys out of my cart at the supermarket doesnt have a damned thing to say! What is that? Oh, I can notice you to be rude and cut you down when youre a wreck, but get healthier and youre invisible? Like or comments and Ill give you a number...
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 02:01:36 +0000
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