I had a dream that I was in prison with the Orange is the New - TopicsExpress



          

I had a dream that I was in prison with the Orange is the New Black cast and the annoying Jesus hicks were bothering me. One day they come into my cell to harass me but instead I wrapped them up in blankets and started whipping their faces with my head phones. Apparently every Tuesday they would steal my clothes, so I’d have to go to breakfast in my pj’s, which was my red swim team shirt that says “Why Be Dry?” Somehow they magically took off the lettering and I was really pissed (I’ve had that shirt since I was 12!). In order to get it back I had to smuggle stuff for Red and she kept leaving me instructions in the bottom of cupcake wrappers. I ate a lot of cupcakes.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 16:25:52 +0000

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