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I had a talk with the family today. This morning I ordered some more essential oils, and I do not want ANYONE getting well with anything before I have a chance to make a potion and cure them. That means Eric cant use any more Compound W on the wart on his arm because Im going to cure it with oregano. Sam has a little rash on his back and Im going to put patchouli on it. Audrey had a sore neck this morning. I said, You just wait til next week, Sissy. Im gonna fix that for you. Ive even recruited my sister and my mom to try some oil blends. I ordered oils that will help with Audreys digestion problems. I ordered an oil that will help Sam with concentration in school. I ordered one that promotes harmony, and Im hoping its strong enough to work on siblings. I even ordered an oil that is safe for animals, and it should promote peace and tranquility with the pig. I told Joey excitedly, From now on when ANYTHING is wrong, Im gonna research and Im going to oil you!! He looked at me with a sick look on his face and asked meekly, Can I just go to Nonnans now? Were gonna have so much oil here next week Im going to need a dipstick. In the meantime, my family is fairly certain that *IM* the dipstick. ;-)
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 00:43:07 +0000

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