I had the WEIRDEST dream last night. Cant remember the whole thing but it started with me and Andrés looking through Walmart for Xmen action figures (Why?). Then out of nowhere we got powers of which Andres could absorb the power out of anything electrical and then project it out. Mine was lame.... I had to hold my breath in order to go invisible then suffer seizures after ward. Anyway after trying my power out I fell on the floor and Melissa, who happened to be there, help me up and her and Andres took me to my truck. When we got to My and Andres apartment that we had just moved into, we found a cute Shi Tzu I picked it up and it shit all over me. There was a group of gay guys across the street that started laughing. It was their dog and they fed it laxatives in hopes we would take it in and it would shit in our apartment. I got pissed cuz I didnt even know these guys (all model types wearing pink). So I called up Porsha, Matt, and Carl and started a prank war. Shit got serious. Then somehow we all ended up in their backyard for a Dance contest hosted by RuPaul in where I tripped on of the pretty gay guys and proceeded to bash his head on the pavement til his skull cracked open......
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 20:00:25 +0000
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