I have a passage from the book Im reading atm called the Darwin awards and it has some very funny things in it I would like to share it with everyone and give everyone a good laugh for the day. URBAN LEGEND GERBIL ROCKET. in retrospect lighting the match was my big mistake. but I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Dick Grayson told the bemused doctors in the emergency room. Grayson and his partner, Tony Maloney had been admitted for emergency treatment after a filching session had gone wrong I pushed the cardboard tube up his rectum and slipper " Ragoot" (silent T) our gerbil in he explained. as usual Tony shouted out Armageddon; my cue that he had had enough. I tried to retrieve Ragoot but he would not come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking that the light might attract him. At a hushed press conference a hospital spokesman described what happened next. the match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Graysons hair and severely burning his face. it also set fire to the gerbils fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas farther up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Grayson suffered second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Maloney suffered first- and second degree burns to his anus and intestinal tract
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 07:32:12 +0000
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