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I have been practicing my Croatian for my upcoming trip, in my car, all alone because I feel like Im channeling John Cleese in a Fish Called Wanda! I was sitting in bed reading a book and London comes tearing in and starts enthusiastically WoooWoooing at me. Since Im in a foreign language mood, I start woooowooooing back. He gets louder, I get louder. He wooos longer, I wooo longer. He smacks me in the face with his foot, HARD. Evidently he was saying Put that damned book down, get your arse out of the bed NOW and fetch me a Pupperoni. As soon as the boof got his stupid treat, he ran outside and left me alone for the rest of the night. Hvala, London! Now I have a sweet bruise to explain.
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 13:20:28 +0000

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