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I have just completely shocked myself. We all know how much I hate Mosquitos... My dog, JETT, constantly impresses me by lying in wait for them to come close to her, until her jaw opens and snaps shut - eating the little buggers. Ya know what? Youll never believe this... The same mosquito thats been circling me for an hour in my apartment, (after many failed attempts at squatting it or catching it with my hand) caught my eye and slowly hovered towards my face... Without realising it, when it was a few inches away, my head jolted, my jaw opened and snapped shut, with the critter in my mouth - all in a split second, like a Venus fly trap! It was spat out immediately, of course, followed by dramatic spitting and tooth brushing... I really am quite appalled by my carnal, animalistic instincts. Ive never done anything like this before... However, a small part of me is TOTALLY proud of my lighting reactions and MISTER MYAGI reflexes! Thoughts on a post card, please! YUCK! xxxx
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 22:33:11 +0000

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