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I heard this on the radio this morning. Clearly for me there is no better way to start a day, especially a Monday, than with a tribute to Bacon (unless of course it were a big platter of Bacon all to myself). Some of this I didnt actually hear on the radio but when I went looking for the dialogue I found more Bacon goodies on what else but a website called Bacon Unwrapped. Who am I to not pass the Bacon happiness on? You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. If it werent for bacon, we wouldnt even know what a water chestnut is. Thank you bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut III. And bits of bacon, bits of bacon are like the fairy dust of the food community. You dont want this baked potato? Brrring! Now its your favorite part of the meal. Not interested in the salad? Bibbity bobbity BACON. I just turned it into an entree. But once you put bacon in a salad, its no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. Its like youre panning for gold. Eureka! There is something dishonest though about putting bacon in a salad - its kind of like smoking while you jog. I want the BLT, but Ill just get a salad with bacon and tomato. Can you put it between two pieces of toast and stick a toothpick through it? Thatd be great... Its amazing the shrinkage that occurs with bacon. You start with a pound, you end up with a bookmark. I never feel like I get enough bacon, at breakfast its like theyre rationing it. Heres your two strips of bacon. I want more, more bacon! Whenever Im at a brunch buffet and they have that big metal tray filled with the 4000 pieces of bacon, I always think, If I was here by myself...I would eat only bacon. I would steal this tray, go lay down, and eat bacon all day. But bacon is that good. I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time. Its like a tasty vortex. Comedian Jim Gaffigan baconunwrapped/2007/10/baconvision-jim-gaffigan-on-bacon.html
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 21:14:00 +0000

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