I hope you are all enjoying Columbus day.He was an amazing explorer.was he perfect?no.but lets reflect for a moment.i know people that cant find thier way around thier own city without a navman,google map,giant billboard and skywriting.columbus was sailing....on a boat....with no map to where he was going,because thier wasnt one ,not because he refused to stop at a petrol station after circling the same 7-11 three times.and there were no 7-11 s,so we can rule out that he had no nachos and a slurpee ,ok he may of had nachos from back in the day Spain,but I seriously doubt he had Haagen Daz ice cream.They did have sea sickness(barfing,ralphing,up chucking and puke) they did have that nagging theory that hey at any moment the sea ends and you will just fall off the edge into oblivion thing.which is nice to fall asleep to since you dont have an iPod,or late night t.v.or email,or fax or fb.that would be great wouldnt it?what would a fb post from Columbus be like?Hey guess what?I peed off the front bow and it hit Jenkins in the back of his head 20meters away,lol,no sight of land yet......getting low on nachos,but also havent fallen into oblivion so thats a plus......40 likes woo HOO.....so lets celebrate Christopher Columbus day,cheers.peace
Posted on: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 23:22:28 +0000
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