I just got un-friended by an old fogey up in Canada named Boris something-or-other who kept going on about my friend Kim Kardashian and her boyfriends new Vogue cover. He is amazingly envious and not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed either. In fact hes still going on about me in an untruthful way after un-friending me so that I cant defend myself. Real class, act...Sociopath, anyone? Im happy to count Ana Wintour among my dear friends and whatever she does with the Vogue cover is alright with me. Somebody should tell the poor guy living out there beyond the pall of civilization that the letters in Vogue stand for Very Obviously Georges Ultimate Erotica - as my then-girlfriend Linda Evangelista told David Letterman on his TV show. Ive had enough supermodel girlfriends to prove it. By the way, he just posted a photo of supermodel Twiggy, a lover of mine from back in the 90s......
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 01:06:34 +0000
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