I just had to write Joe a quick note.... Joe – After reading your story I just had to write and confess that I also could be a napkin hoarder. When finished with a meal out, how often does it happen that unused napkins remain even after the last morsel is devoured? Very often in my case when you prepare for the worst of accidental spills, drips and slobbery from your spouse, children and even yourself. Subscribing to the ‘Greatest Generation’ conservancy of my 81 year-old father and as a graduate of the school of ‘waste not, want not’, I take the excess, clean napkins with me and deposit them in accessible places within reach of the drivers seat. Why? That goes without saying I suspect in your case, but have you ever had a major liquid spill on your person that could give most people the wrong impression of your ability to control your bodily functions? Or, tried to go through the drive-thru and order from the very deliberate voice box next to the menu during a rain event? What else is there to do, while waiting for that bag of delicious goodness you didn’t have to prepare, than mop-up your wet car door interior? Lastly, two words – nose discharge. Great story. These are what will keep the newspaper business alive. Take care and good luck! - Chris - Mankato, MN
Posted on: Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:32:53 +0000
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