I just had two interesting conversations that I believe deserve to be shared (please know that Im not complaining. Both interactions brought extra humor to my day lol): 1. Im checking out at the grocery store and the girl put my yogurt in the grocery bag and said you know that was open, right? I responded, no, I was not aware of this. Shes takes my yogurt out of the bag and the foil on the top of the yogurt was split open. lol I love how she put it in my bag first and how she asked. Yes, I was aiming for a crusty yogurt experience followed by diarrhea lol. 2. Im in my driveway getting the groceries out of my car and this lady stops in front of my house. She sits there looking at me for like 30 seconds and finally opens her window. Keep in mind, I love messing with people in an innocent way lol: Lady: hey is this the place? Me: well, it really depends on what place youre looking for (I smile.... because Im friendly lol) Lady: Im supposed to meet Ralph. (She might not be a fan of me) Me: ohhh alright. Where are you supposed to me Ralph at? Lady: she says my address. (She hates my face) Me: hmm. Well thats my house. Sorry but Im not Ralph. Im Dan. (Smile) Lady: Im supposed to meet him here (she might kill me) Me: Well, I hope you find him. Hes not here though. I dont know any Ralphs. Good luck (smile) Lady: mehhhhh (closes window) The end.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 21:03:48 +0000
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