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I just wanted to say thank you to all of you for all the lovely birthday wishes I received yesterday. You only turn 32 once in a lifetime and you guys made my day! However, some of you did NOT wish me a happy birthday. You should know, I have written down the names of every one of you. I dont know where you are. I dont know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I dont have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you tell me happy birthday now, thatll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you dont, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ring your doorbell at 3 AM and then run like the wind.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 14:31:01 +0000

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