I just watched the movie Whitehouse Down. It was pretty cool. Let - TopicsExpress



          

I just watched the movie Whitehouse Down. It was pretty cool. Let me give you a play by play. Channing Tatum is a rugged ex marine with a problem with authority. He is applying for the job as a secret service agent. Of course his daughter is like a politics nerd so he brought her a long to the interview which was at the Whitehouse. After Tates got turned down for the job, he decided he should go on a tour of the Whitehouse with his daughter. Halfway through the tour Barrack Obama walks out and says some liberal stuff then some condescending stuff to Tates about kids. The tour continues then Tates kid has to go to the bathroom. Then all the sudden a bunch of Nazis come out and take the tour hostage, but Tates kid is nowhere to be found! Tates escapes the Nazi room with a gun he found somewhere and runs around. He gets sidetracked on finding his kid when he decides to rescue the president. I forgot. The head of the Secret Service has taken Barry O hostage. We soon find out that James Woods(The head of the Secret Service) has enlisted the help of Nazis, an ex navy seal, and Edward Snowden to take over and hack the whitehouse. After some Home Alone 2: Lost in New York esque hijinks, but with grenades, Tates rescues the president with a limo, but it falls into a pool! Then they are underground and James Woods says he will give up Tates kid if Tates gives up the president. Then the President decides I must do what has to be done and does it. Turns out Old Woodsie has the nuclear something or other and wants to blow up the middle east because he is racist. I forgot to mention that Eddy Snowyhacky blew up Air Force one after the VP was sworn in. Then John Boner is president. All the sudden Tates blows up a guy with grenades then crashes a car into woodsie then shoots him with a machine gun! They all walk outside and Boner is all derp derp reverse everything he ever did right now because Im in charge and stuff then Tates is like no ya not. I got proof here. You and Woods are old Republicans and probably the only people who use pagers so who sent him those launch codes then Barrack Obama arrests him and there is world peace. The End. PS Not making this up.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 04:32:55 +0000

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