I know Ive said it a zillion times, but my family is the greatest in the whole world. Still want to argue? Lets look at the facts. Dad: My father is currently killing it working in Uganda on zero sleep, in a completely flip-flopped time zone. He also raised four girls and knows exactly where the tampon aisle is. So, WINNING. Mom: My mom takes care of almost 30 kindergartners FULL DAY every day. Shes shaping the nations future one table-humping, poop smearing child at a time. She can also woo you to death. Youre welcome. Jen: She is literally a saint. She anonymously leaves money in mailboxes of people who have been laid off and packs lunches for the homeless just in case. She also can quote any and every funny line from a movie and makes the best dinners ever. Patty: Shes an actual spy. No joke. I dont know if Im really allowed to talk about it...but she just graduated from Navy boot camp, moved to Monterey, California to learn Mandarin, and then will be stationed in Hawaii to BE A SPY. Now try and tell me you have a cooler sister. Merry: She does it all, from professional level paintings of Sasquatch riding Nessie into the deep blue to teaching and supervising every extra curricular activity for hormone-ridden, angst-filled middle schoolers. Whats not to be proud of? For any further inquiries please visit itoldyoumyfamilyisthebest.org
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 14:27:07 +0000
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