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I know that at this moment, its not yet your birthday, considering the difference in ZDs. But if we base it on GMT, technically, its already your birthday. You know Im your bok so I wont settle for one line, saying Happy Birthday. Thats lame. instead, I want to write you a letter of complaint and request rolled into one. :) This is bad image for me. Its gonna tarnish my otherwise, angelic and pure profile. But since its your special day, Im gonna let it all pass. Heres your fansign on a condom(tadaaa!). I hope you see this and imagine the rigorous (and shameful) process I had to undergo, to get this done and over with. All I expect from you is simple. - pancit canton -a pack of tender juicy hotdog. -tungol.(a lot) -reeses chocolates. -a thank you would be a nice touch. -and a promise to stay awesome and (I cant believe Im saying this) amazing. Thats all. I know youre gonna have one helluva boring birthday,but dont fret. A lousy birthday celebration wont put an end to your 19 years of existence. Thank you. Happy Birthday. And God Bless you always.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 01:57:21 +0000

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