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I learned through my mother that you should always dress up for boys. To impress them. To make them wink when they look at you. I heed this advice, but then this happens: I went to the grocery store today after my haircut, dressed in what I thought was a cute outfit (you never know when youre going to meet HIM). I saw a handsome man in his mid-thirties looking at me from halfway down the snacks aisle. My pulse increased, I suddenly felt awkward, and I accidentally picked up regular tortilla chips instead of Scoops, which I then dropped to the floor and knelt down to pick up. As I kneel to the floor, a family enters the aisle, for whom I have to move my cart while also reaching for my chips, all the while nervous about the cute man looking at me. I take a quick peek in his direction and hes gone. My apologies to the customer who purchased the bag of tortilla chips I dropped. #astroawkward
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 00:39:21 +0000

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