I liked this one. Hope you do too :) ...................................................... Bloke alone in an airport lounge and a good sort walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He thinks because shes in a uniform, shes probably an off-duty hostess. So he decides to pick her up by guessing the airline she flies for to really impress her. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: To Fly. To Serve? She looks at him blankly so he sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and says the Air France motto. Winning the hearts of the world? Again she just stares at him with a puzzled look on her face. Thick as a brick he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. Going beyond expectations? The woman looks at him angrily and says ....... What the f*** do you want? Aha! he says, Qantas!!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 01:00:24 +0000
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