I love this so much! [Intro] If youve ever wondered why Disneys tales all end in lies Heres what happened after all their dreams came true [Verse 1 - Ariel] I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing they end up in someones stew So just try to put yourself in to somebody elses gills Youre killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh no) Thank you BP, thank you BP The British are killing, oil is spilling Now I cant see My eyes! China men feast on Flounders fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning, I think Im drowning Thanks to BP You suck! [Verse 2 - Jasmine] Hey, Im ok, but Im slightly scared My husbands a mark for the War on Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA Were not Taliban Youve got the wrong man In Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the free Bin Ladens taken the fall Were not trained pilots at all Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss Were for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy, Obamas lazy, al-Qaedas not in this country Set free my Prince Ali [Verse 3 - Belle] A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This towns gone wild since I married Adam They think Im going straight to hell (Shell burn, in hell) But the charges laid on me Of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (She is a witch) No, Im overrun by mad men (Were all crazy) I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (The witch will fry that Belle must die) They legit believe Im Satan And now I hear that PETAs gonna take my beast away [Verse 4 - Pocahontas] After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel They forced us into unknown lands of exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead So now Im far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their heads (Wait what?) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? (Were dead) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guys eyeball? (Sacrebleu) Can you paint with the red colors in these men (Adios amigos) I can murder if I please Cause Im dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these men [Outro] Thanks to BP Wheres Prince Ali? Bestiality Ive got STDs
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 06:48:30 +0000
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