I moved my fridge today. Ive never understood why people move furniture and take the opportunity to clean underneath it, and then put it back in the same spot. Its not like the dirt is going to be any more visible once you put it back. If thats your philosophy you should clean under there all the time. That was until I moved my fridge. I recoiled and gasped out loud, touching two fingers to my lips. There were crumbs EVERYWHERE. An unidentifiable substance was oozing across the floor. There was some kind of tool under there, clearly satanic in origin. I swear I heard chanting. So I didnt just clean under my fridge. I ATTACKED it. I developed a detailed divide-and-conquer strategy, took two hours, every piece of cleaning equipment I own, and an impromptu exorcism lesson on YouTube, but my floor looks like a floor again. I buried the cleaning stuff in a deep hole in an abandoned field three blocks away. It was bad. Ive seen some stuff now.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 18:47:40 +0000
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