I must go move this ugly ass so called snow more like ground up ice 8 deep and compacted like wet sand ! I shall leave you with this : A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. Ive been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when youre not around. In fact, more than you. Im not getting any at home, but thats no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it wont happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi, not wife.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 18:11:13 +0000
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