I need an exterminator of most special expertise. Ya see as I was getting into the shower this morning the only explanation I could find for the difficulty I was having getting into the shower is sometime in the middle of the night someone or something came into my house and raised the height of the tub. But then as I was shaving my legs I thought how strange.....now the tub seems to have shrunk making it nearly impossible for me to reach all the way to my ankles. So painfully the shower is done but the next discovery is even more perplexing I go to brush my hair and there is this bright gray streak that runs the circumference of my head and down the center. How can this be? So next comes the face. Ill be damned, Around my mouth are these creases that wont go away.....guess I must have slept really hard or this same being that messed with my tub has applied some kind of wrinkle producing cream to my face and painted this gray streak in my hair. As I decide the bathroom routine has been an epic failure I proceed to don some clothes. Now this is just too much in addition to not being able to properly shave, realizing my hair is now oddly turning gray and my face is in a perpetual frown this same unknown being has crept into my closet and replaced my clothes with some identical looking ones only 2 sizes smaller. What is the purpose of all of these pranks and tricks I say! Surely when I awake tomorrow my hair will no longer be gray, my tub will now be the right height for me to reach my ankles and my clothes will all fit again.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 19:41:36 +0000
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