I originally posted this in 2012, but seems like a Facebook status can change my Terms And Service Agreement again, so re-post time! In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my Facebook statuses are literally amazing. Though all of my personal details, illustrations, comics, paintings, professional photos and videos, etc. (as a result of the Berner Convention) may be incredibly intimidating, I highly encourage Facebook to broadcast that who I am to the public (if they have somehow not heard of me yet). For commercial use of the above, my written consent is not needed at all, as I am an attention whore. Seriously! (For any that are as awesome as me, you can copy this text and paste it on their own Facebook Timeline. It allows people to really see you for you you are...glorious.) By the present communiqué, I notify Facebook that it is asking a lot of random citizens to live up to my name if they disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The aforementioned actions also apply to employees, students, agents and/or any staff under Facebooks direction or control. I am better than you. The content of this profile is good stuff. The violation of my body is highly desirable by law (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute, because When in Rome after all!). But that story is for a different status.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 23:13:43 +0000