I realized that today is Christmas in Australia and so that means Santa lied to all children when he said he went everywhere in one night. My childhood is a lie. Barney probably did get hit by that van. I will wait for Santa Im not even that tired. YAWN. Im still going to wake up at 2 am. And that bears big blue house wasnt even that big. And teletubbies are huggable TVs. And MONkeys dont like MONdays. Common sense people. And kid tv shoes were...dare I say it.... Educational.😢 And elmo put me in one of his books. I felt special. I had a personalized Elmo book. I thought states were cities. I thought stickers were band aids and vice versa. I liked the wreaths that talked. My grandma makes the house smell like pine. I still think that Elmo and Barney are going to return and help me save the world singing I love you, you love me ,Were a happy family and a great big hug and a kiss from me to you..... And so on and get ice cream riding a white horse and also giving babies candy not stealing. Life long dreams since I was 5. I was a nice loving kid who hated anyone who said Santa would give me coal. Everyone knows Im on the neutral list. Have a merry Christmas and Ill see Elmo never and Barney will run over a reindeer. I have a very colorful imagination. So when people ask what Im thinking bout I cant tell you unless you want to put me in an insane asylum. I have a bunjo its a bunji chair.🎅🎄🎁🎉🎋🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 03:48:22 +0000
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