I really do need to check my junk mail folder more often. After looking at all of these emails I am in for one heck of an exciting end to this year and start to the new one. I suggest all of you keep a close eye on yours. Here is a list of all of the good fortune coming my way. It is listed in no particular order of importance. 1) I am going to be rich, someone in Nairobi died and wants to give me his money. 2) I am going to have a full head of hair, but not to worry cause with all the money I will now have I can afford to buy a comb, brush, hair dryer, heck even a personal live in stylist. 3) I am going to lose weight and be in the best shape of my life. 4) I am going to be richer than rich because another guy in Spain also left me all of his money. 5) I am going to have some enhanced body parts, sorry but saying any more than that would be inappropriate. 6) Did I say I am going to be super uber rich because yet another poor soul has died and wants me to have all of their money. 7) I am going on an all expenses paid cruise around the world, not that I need it with all the money I will now have. 8) And the Breaking News 2014 is that the manager at Eco Bank in Cotonou Benin Republic is in receipt of my package. Looks like with all of my money I will be flying first class to this country that thanks to Google I now know is right next to Nigeria. Did I say I am now super, dooper, uber rich. You are all invited on a chartered private jet ride to Benin. Who wants to join me?
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 07:02:38 +0000
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