I really want to wash my car but I KNOW that it will rain JUST BECAUSE… This is how this situation will play out. I will pray to God and ask him to allow me to wash my car without it being messed up by rain the next day. God will then holla at Mother Nature and say something like, Whats good shorty? I was thinking that maybe you could hold off on that rain for a few days so that one of my children can keep the blessing that I gave him clean… Can you do that for me? Mother nature being the woman that she is will find a way to make it difficult. She really doesnt care about the rain but she will resist JUST BECAUSE she doesnt want to feel like some man is trying to punk her and tell her what to do. An argument follows. God reminds her that he created the heavens and the earth and that she should do as he says. Mother Nature replies in a ratchet girl hand clapping motion, Look here boo boo, you may have created all of that but you put ME in charge of THIS. I am the boss!! Moral of the story… There really isnt one. Just know that your ashy car is still a blessing although it needs 4 coats of lotion on it…. and oh yeah, dont argue with women. Geez !! :)
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 18:32:51 +0000
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