I see people all the time taking an immediate tragedy that they have absolutely no emotional attachment to and quickly shitting out Too soon? jokes as fast as they can because they cant wait to show the world how much they dont give a shit. While part of me has a totally Fd up, broad sense of humor; whereby, I find myself truthfully giggling at most of them, there is this other part of me that kinda fantasizes about putting that self-appointed asshole in a room with his mother, walking into the room shorty thereafter with a shotgun, and then shooting the mother in the face while he watches. Then, as he wipes the blood out of his eyes and just begins to absorb the shock of what had just occurred, I would immediately tell him a Your Mama joke with the most emotionless face I could possibly muster... TOO SOON? Perhaps that would help put things into perspective. (I did say I have an Fd up sense of humor. teehee)
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 04:51:09 +0000
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