I still dey vex... >IGBO:theres no Bank called ZINET, its ZENITH BANK. No Football club called ESIMILAND, its AC MILAN. Nothing like E-mel but e-mail. >BENIN:NELSON MANDELA, nt NELSI MADELA. Its nt SHANPIO but CHAMPION. >YORUBA:Nothinglike EARPORT, but AIRPORT. Lampardi does not play for CELSEA, its CHELSEA. Your phone no is not SIRO HATE SIRO, its ZERO EIGHT ZERO. Nt FIJU milk, but VIJU milk. Its Air nt hair,Eight nt hate. Its Van Persie, nt Fan Persin. >EFIK:nt a YUNCHUN, its a JUNCTION. nt YAWN, na JOHN. >HAUSA:itz nt FULENTY its PLENTY. Its not pipe yansh, its FIVE YEARS! I didnt buy a KWUOMFUTA, I bought a COMPUTER. That guy no be coffer, na corper. Its not kwun nyea my prend! Its come here my friend! No political party in Nigeria called,Fee Dee Fee, its PDP. Choi!!! Its fifty, nt pipty.nt bibty is fifty. Its people nt fiffle. Its five nt pipe. Glo nt gilo! Seriously it is Tuface weds Annie Macauley, stop saying Toothpaste weds Animal calling. >Ghanians:Its church, nt chech. Pastor, nt pastar. Doctor, not Dactar >My fellow Nigerians,Its bath, nt baff.Our currency is called Naira, nt narrah! >Edo:Its argument, nt ajument (wetin na?) >Ibadan peeps woh!Its nt sun tissu its Sean Tizzle! Its nt Siro but zero! >Egun people woh!Its actually MTN and not NTM!! >Calabar! Kindly note its love and nt rurf! >Benue:itsnot Lick Loss, its Rick Ross >Lest I forget my close IGBO people!There is nothing likethaaasandwoh! There is thousand!Not LMTN, its MTN. Its Bedsheet and not Baysheet. its thirty, nt thartie! Our Lords prayer is actually Our Father, who at inHeaven, Hallowed be your name..., and not Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name. >Anambra:its not i rove u bt i love you. leak nt reak. romance nt lomance. leave nt reave. right nt light. rest nt lest. red nt led. rubbish nt lubbish. nt Yoroba, itz Yoruba. nt saylet itz select. nt skeat itz skirt..nt botrul itz bottle. nt mekael itz mikel Ahahah, enough is enough
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 05:44:53 +0000
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