I think its about time that I invest in a cane. Not that I need - TopicsExpress



          

I think its about time that I invest in a cane. Not that I need it for walking, I just think it would be cool to wave it around while I scream at the dog walkers from my front porch: Hey!! [SHAKES CANE] Hey you, god damn it, yeah YOU!! Make him stop that! [FOREHEAD VEINS BULGE IN TIME WITH CANE SHAKING].......Oh yeah?!? [WAVES CANE WILDLY] You wont be saying that when I follow you home and take a great big shit in YOUR yard!!![HOLDS CANE NEAR REDDENED FACE FOR EFFECT] Not a nice one, mind you, with silver or ivory, but an old raggedy wooden one made of hickory that looks like it has landed on many a head and arse.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 02:46:12 +0000

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