I think its time to re-post Nucking Futz and see if I get any new nutz sayings for my coffee table book Im putting together about being Nutz Since the original version was written I have been collecting the Nutz descriptons sent to me after this was posted A few cards shy of a full deck A few fries short of a happy meal Your boat wont come to shore You need a duck cause your a quack You have a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut If you had a brain youd get arrested for smuggling shit Light is on , no ones home Your boat only has one oar Heres the newest additions folks have sent me, keep them coming I want enough to compile a little book titled The Dummys guide to Dummys Your about as sharp edged as a cue ball Not the sharpest tool in the shed Not the brightest bulb on the porch Cant light a match with a bright idea A few mexicans short of a cartel Your a pinball on tilt A few gang bangers short of a possie Looking for a few new additions for the book lets hear them !!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 05:46:26 +0000
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