I truly don’t like coconut. I haven’t since I was a child. And I hate it or anything with coconut in it. I’d rather lick the back end of a camel……..then eat coconut. I don’t like Subway, either. It is a proud boast that in all of my life, I have never bought anything from Subway even though I am aware that its sandwiches are probably decent and taste good. I think I don’t like it because of my memory of the one time I was in a Subway and while standing in line for my foot long I saw the chap behind the counter pick his nose and automatically flicked the booger across the room where for all I know it could have landed in the mayonnaise that I was about to ask be spread upon my BLT. I left……..and have never been back. I know that this was an isolated incident and I am sure all the rest of the Subway shops in the world are booger free……..but I have never been back………..and never will. Everyone reading this post right now has things they like and things they absolutely do not like and it’s often hard to find rational explanations why. I also have taken a dislike to a tiny few who post such bollocks here and on you know where. I know that they have a pancreas and dangly bits and all the other things that qualify them to be classified as a member of the human race but they make my hemorrhoids flare up, and I find myself hoping that they will just give up, become a Benedictine Monk and take a Vow of Silence. Hope springs eternal cheers
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 18:40:09 +0000
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