I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED .. So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED .. Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence . •—————————————- Earlier peopl e used to remove their hats to give respect and our new generation … . . removes head phones to give respect! ————————- What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt…..? Answer- Both don’t care for INDIANS…!!! ————————– Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?” His honest reply, “MISSING u!” ————————– India is running on trial and error…….. Error was congress and now trial will be BJP ————————— Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. ————————— SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement…! Helper required.. Qualification:- Must have diabetes! ————————————- ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini - Biwi Ki Sunte Hain, Samajhte Hain, Aur. 15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain… __________________________________ Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to “Ram- Sita” ki jodi hai. Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai…! __________________________________ What a Great New Generation it is!! 5 year old son was crying. Dad came & asked Why are you crying ? Tell me I’m your friend naa.. Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!! _____________________________
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 17:53:02 +0000
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