I used to be a cow. Or at least I thought I was a cow.... I - TopicsExpress



          

I used to be a cow. Or at least I thought I was a cow.... I hung out with other cows and we did cow like things. Like graze all day and stand around doing nothing. Funny thing is, when I was a cow, all the other cows always told me to smile and asked why I looked so grumpy all the time. Then one day I looked in the pond and saw a horn on my nose.... What the hay?!? Turns out Im actually a rhino. And when I found that out, it all suddenly made sense. I ran through the cow pasture and used my horn to burst through the pasture gate. And to my surprise.... More rhinos! Oh happy day! Funny thing is, now people tell me I have a beautiful smile and say things like you look so happy even people who I thought never knew I existed. Its because Im a rhino and not a cow :)
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 20:25:52 +0000

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