I usually like to refrain from posting dramatic statuss regarding my little family but I feel the emotional need to make an exception. In the past month, my daughters car has been keyed twice and last night the air was let out of her tires. Now, I first need to give mad props to the perp considering we live on a main road that has a police officer pass by at least every ten minutes. We have a very long driveway, making it a bit risky to make a clean getaway should you be caught and we have two very guarding guard dogs who live next door and alert us to all business of the sketchy kind. So my warning is this...should I catch you in the act of any sort of rediculous vandalism (including eggs), I will be forced to come out of my house in whatever sleep clothes I have chosen for that evening (which could be very scary) and I will proceed to teach you a very motherly lesson about distruction of property that may or may not also include bodily injury. I may not have a gun, but I do have a titanium prosthetic leg sitting by the door that will make you wish I had a gun when I smack a little sense into you with it. There are some childish antics that I have zero tolerance for and a lack of respect is at the top of my list. Now, please dont make me stand my ground.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 23:49:52 +0000
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