I want to cut my grass. I have a full tank of gas, my boots and - TopicsExpress



          

I want to cut my grass. I have a full tank of gas, my boots and my sunglasses. I have three fresh blades under 54 of havoc reeking deck. 24 horsepower of Husqvarna ass just itching to run wild. But I cant. There is too much dew. O sun why do you taunt me so? Peeking out ever so stealthily, laughing at me with every passing cloud! Please come out. Warm the earth so that the dew may subside and so that I may fulfill this days goal. If not, I will have to go inside and mop. Swishing and slopping and rinsing all the while drying my eyes of the tears that fall as I glance out the window at my ever valiant lawn mower. And mopping requires not fuel, not horsepower, not boots, not speed or zero turns..... but elbow grease...... And what the hell fun is that?
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 13:32:58 +0000

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